Thursday 31 July 2014

The Dreaming Spires

What an extraordinary world we live in where, if you save up some money, you can do something that past generations could only dream of: living and studying (if only for a week) at Christ Church, Oxford. Remember Hardy's Jude, never destined to fulfill his dream. Christ Church has been running Summer Schools for twenty-four years and I'm staggered to hear that one lady has attended all twenty-four events! I was in a minority being a first time participant. Some people stay for two or even three weeks doing different courses. I can see that not everyone in the world is broke yet.

So what did I expect of an Oxford Summer School? I made the mistake of thinking that it may not be too serious: a lecture, lunch, an outing, a film, all pretty relaxed I thought. Wrong.


I arrived on Sunday just before lunch at Tom Gate where everyone who studies at Christ Church likewise arrives. A constant flow of people were being disgorged from taxis and flowing in under the famous Tom Tower, designed by Christopher Wren (think St Paul's Cathedral) that houses the Christ Church bell, Big Tom. A gent in the regulation bowler hat was directing this stream of students to the registration table to collect our name badges (to be worn at all times lest we be mistaken for a common visitor). We were assigned a porter to conduct us to our quarters and lug all our stuff. My porter was a pleasant young chap named Nat (student earning a quid during the hols) who lugged my bike bag and sports bag up the sixty-seven steps to my room on the top floor of Peckwater Quad! He was gasping a bit when he got there, need to work on that aerobic fitness Nat. That goes for me too, I was gasping just carrying the lighter bags.


Peck Quad, as it is known by Ch Ch set, was opened in 1707 and must has housed many subsequently famous persons. Lewis Carroll (real name Charles Dodgson) and two of his brothers lived in Peck as undergraduates.

My room was huge, probably designed to accommodate two people, and included a large desk, two small sofas, a bar fridge, assorted chests of drawers, a bed, a coffee table, a wash basin and lots of floor space in between. Speaking of the floors, these had developed a decided slope over the last 300 years and books placed carelessly on the desk had a tendency to slip quietly onto the floor.


Lunch was served shortly after arrival and I was disappointed to discover that a section of the ceiling in what we all know as the 'Hogwart's Dining Room', more properly the Hall, had collapsed. Men were busy with scaffolding in the hope of having it propped up by dinner time!

A delightful lunch on a terrace overlooking part of the grounds set the scene for what was to be a week of gourmet meals three times a day. I'm sure the regular students don't enjoy such a cordon bleu menu. The only complaints I heard all week were to do with expanding waistlines.


A free afternoon allowed everyone to settle in. I took the opportunity to unpack my bike and cycle along the Thames (known as the Isis in Oxford circles) to Iffley Lock where narrow boats were coming and going along the river, transferring from one level to the other via the lock.

After dinner in the magnificent Hall (complete with scaffolding), we met our tutor and tutor groups for the first time. The courses on offer were many and varied: Elgar's Music, Stonehenge, the Wars of the Roses, Jane Austen's novels, the Art of Toulouse Lautrec, the Music of the Beetles plus others I can't remember at the moment. The course my group was doing was 'Alice's Adventures in Oxford' and our tutor, Edward Wakeling, is a world expert on all things 'Alice'.

A brief summary for those not familiar with the background of the 'Alice' stories: Alice was the daughter of the Dean of Christ Church, Charles Liddell, and Charles Dodgson was a professor of mathematics at the college. He wrote the the first book, which when published became 'Alice's Adventures in Wonderland', for Alice Liddell after he and a friend took Alice and her sisters on a boating trip on the Thames when she was about ten years old. He told them the story to entertain them on the long trip for a picnic at Godstow, up river from Oxford. On their return she asked if he would write it down for her, which he eventually did. He worked for several years on the little hand-written and illustrated book he called 'Alice's Adventures Underground' and presented it to Alice. It was to prove a generous gift when later in life Alice sold it for a considerable sum.

Our group when assembled totalled eleven in number and I would say, in terms of nationality, fairly representative of the participants in the 'Oxford Experience', as the summer school is known. There were five Americans (one of them a man), two Germans, one Canadian, one Brit and two Australians (including myself). There were some French in other courses a smattering of Dutch and a very few Asians. Eight out of the eleven in our group were teachers of literature and university professors, one was a retired nurse, one worked in charity administration and then there was me. After we'd all introduced ourselves and been given an outline of the course, our tutor took us down the road to the 'Head of the River' pub where we continued our getting-to-know-you session.


We met for our first lecture on Monday morning at 9.15 and discovered that this was not going to be a doddle. Edward calmly informed us that we would be delivering a seven minute talk on some aspect of Charles Dodgson's life the very next morning! And another one on Friday morning! So, you see, we weren't just swanning around.

Each morning we attended our class, some afternoons we were free to explore the town or work on those research projects. On Tuesday afternoon we had a tour of the 'Alice related' places around Christ Church. The stained glass in the Hall was replaced in the 1930s and one window is devoted to the 'Alice' story: a cameo of the real Alice and one of Charles Dodgson, images of Alice and friends from the book, the Dodo, the March Hare, the Hatter. 


We were privileged to be allowed to visit the Deanery in Tom Quad where Alice and her family lived. The wife of the current Dean welcomed us into her home and garden where we say the ancient chestnut tree that inspired the Cheshire Cat's tree, the door in the garden wall that featured in the book as the door Alice was trying to open with the golden key, and we saw the day nursery, overlooking the clock tower in Tom Quad, where Alice and her sisters had their lessons and played with their toys.


An excursion on Thursday afternoon, in the warm sunny weather we had enjoyed all week, took us to Godstow where the picnickers went on the 4th July, 1862 and started the 'Alice' phenomenon. From there we moved on to Binsey to the little church of St Margaret of Antioch, an ancient 12th century, Grade 1 listed building. In the churchyard there is a holy well, the mud of which was thought to have healing powers and was the inspiration for the Treacle Well in the 'Alice' story. We gathered on one side the well to perform a little play of the Hatter's Tea Party (another of our tutor's bright ideas). One of the Americans, quite a character, had visited the 'Alice Shop' over the road from Christ Church and bought masks for us. I was to play Alice, she was the Hatter, a young Canadian lass was the March Hare and one of the German women made a perfect Dormouse. Our narrator was an American professor from the South who tries to modify her drawl when away from home!


The rest of the group were the audience and they sat on the grass on the other side of the well and watched us making fools of ourselves in our masks. I discovered that it's quite difficult to read a script through the eye holes of a cardboard mask!

Our evenings included a game of croquet on the Masters' Lawn with a glass of champagne in one hand and a mallet in the other, a puzzles night and two 'Alice related' film nights.


And thus the week passed, full of friendly people, good food and enjoyable study. The formal end to the week was on Friday night when we were treated to a champagne reception on the Cathedral Lawn and a formal four-course dinner in that wonderful Hall, watched over by portraits of Christ Church people dating back to Henry VIII. Truly, a week to remember.





Wednesday 23 July 2014

Snapshots of London

So what can you do in London for nine days and how much will it cost? Here's what this second-time-in-London visitor did:


A tour of the Houses of Parliament booked on line from Australia. The audio tour is excellent so no need to pay extra for a guided tour. It's quite an experience to stand where so many great orators have changed the world by the power of their words. Cost: ₤15


A performance of Julius Caesar at Shakespeare's Globe Theatre (replica of the original) on the bank of the Thames. These performances must be booked well in advance. A good idea to hire a cushion at the door or take something to sit on because 21st century derrieres must be more tender than the 16th century variety. But it's worth getting a numb bum to see such a wonderful piece of theatre. Cost: ₤45.50


A day at Hampton Court, Henry VIII's favourite home. This is a must do experience and takes the whole day to go anywhere near covering the vast palace and wonderful gardens. Cost: ₤17.60


An afternoon at Windsor Castle, Queen Elizabeth II's favourite home. Not as much to see here as at Hampton Court in terms of floor space but just as much in interest. To see St George's Hall, reconstructed after the fire in the 1990s, is worth the trip. Cost: ₤18.50


A three hour tour of London by bicycle with the London Bicycle Tour Company, bike and helmet supplied. A great way to see the sights on a sunny summer's day. We were a group of about 15 and our tour guide, Alissa, did a brilliant job of leading us through a couple of busy bridge crossings and roundabouts. Most of the tour took us on quiet roads, stopping to hear stories and take pictures of London's iconic sights. Cost: ₤18.95


An afternoon at London Zoo. A forgettable experience, if you must visit a zoo then Melbourne, Australia has an excellent one. Cost ₤23.40


A visit to friends in the beautiful Kent countryside travelling by the Very Fast Train from St Pancras International Station to Ashford International which takes just 38 minutes. Cost for return ticket: ₤32.50


A day at the Old Bailey, both the newer courtrooms and 'Rumpole's' court sitting in on two cases in progress (no photo's allowed). Cost: Free


Evensong at St Paul's Cathedral, a memorable event in a truly wonderful church with the Lady Lord Mayor of London and the Bishop of London both in attendance. Cost: Free to attend a service, donations appreciated.


The Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace. Something you must do once to prove you can survive anything. Cost: Free, plus possible emergency medical treatment for injured feet, broken nose and black eye.

Lunch in the Rex Whistler restaurant at Tate Britain. The walls are a Whistler mural painted in 1927. A small extravagance which I thought I deserved after doing battle with the teaming hoards at the Palace. Cost of one course with glass of wine: ₤24.95


The Turner exhibition at Tate Britain including a Constable room. Cost: Free, donation appreciated.


The Photographers' Gallery, creative photography display from this year's students plus one floor devoted to my favourites, the black and white photographers from times past. Cost: Free, donations appreciated.


Mass at Westminster Cathedral, London's Catholic cathedral, a Baroque extravaganza decorated in marble and mosaic, not to be missed. Cost: Free, donation appreciated.


My last morning in the metropolis was devoted to the British Museum, so much to see I had to narrow it down to a few 'must sees'. The Colossal Bust of Ramesses II. 


A lovely statue of Aphrodite crouching to cover herself (unsuccessfully).


The Standard of Ur, a small trapezoidal box depicting, in beautiful mosaics, life in early Mesopotamia, the mosaics are done in lapis lazuli, shell and red sandstone.


The Lweis Chessmen, found in 1831 on the Isle of Lewis in the Outer Hebrides, thought to be Nordic in origin, made of walrus ivory and shark tooth.


The Portland Vase, around 2000 years old.Josiah Wedgwood made his name when he perfected the technique copied from this vase.


Japanese netsuke, small belt toggles intricately carved in ivory or wood.


And lastly, the huge Easter Island stone statue (moai)
Cost free: donations appreciated.


My last adventure in London was a trip to Drury Lane to see War Horse at the New London Theatre. The most wonderful play. The horse puppets are so realistic that you forget they're not real horses. This is a ten tissue production, bring make-up for repairs to face at show's end. The puppeteers are extraordinarily talented and I think the goose could have a promising solo career if he scores the right manager. Cost: a bargain at ₤50

Well, there you have it, nine fabulous days in and around London for ₤246.40 plus donations. That works out at under ₤28 per day. Very good value I'd say. Food, accommodation and transport extra.











Wednesday 16 July 2014

Getting Around in London


Five days in London and I'm feeling like a local. In fact, now that I've embraced the underground, I've been rubbing shoulders with them very regularly in this fascinating labyrinth.

In 1863 the first of the world's undergrounds began operation right here in London. Steam locomotives lit with gas lights ferried Londoners around the fledgling rail network deep under the city. No wonder smoking wasn't considered detrimental to one's health in those days, just using the underground would probably see you in an early grave! The network extended bit by bit until today it services every corner of the city and beyond. An excellent history can be read here.

On my last visit to the great metropolis I travelled around the city by bus so as not to miss any of the sights. This time I want to get places in a hurry like the Londoners do and the only way to achieve that is on the underground.

And what a marvellously efficient system this is. Trains rocket around the incredible ant's nest of tunnels like toy engines in a train set, conveying thousands of commuters into, out of and around the city. I'm staggered at the number of people who can be remove from or added to a train in less than twenty seconds. The train pulls in, the doors open, a lava-flow of humanity pours out, and a stampeding herd leaps on. The doors close and off shoots the train. There's no time for ditherers and, given that I'm rather inclined to dither, I've had to lift my game! The beauty of it is that if you get on a train going in the wrong direction you can just get off at the next stop and get on another one in less than a minute. The longest wait I've had is four minutes.

But I'm guessing that the underground is not the place for claustrophobics. Peering down an escalator which is conveying one a great distance into the bowels of the earth may make some folks a little twitchy. Although the events of 7 July 2005 may have left some otherwise rational people preferring to stay at ground level.


In 2010 I visited the Jackfield Tile Museum near Ironbrodge where the tiles were made that decorate many of the underground tunnels. One could spend a week just roaming around looking at the walls (maybe not at peak hour). The Baker Street station has images of Sherlock Holmes in the tile work. 


Some areas have a distinctly art deco feel to them. Charing Cross has black and white drawings of medieval times (not in tile). An subterranean art gallery for people on the move.



I'm captivated and enthralled by the underground and delighted that I can get to anywhere in the city in just a few minutes. Must be off, I've got a train to catch!  


Tuesday 8 July 2014

Where to, and why?


Stick a pin in the map of Great Britain and you'll probably hit an interesting spot. So how to decide which of these places to visit? There's an assumption amongst some of my buddies that I'll be filling my days looking at gardens. My question to them is: does a school teacher want to visit schools when she's on holiday? Does an engineer want to peer at the support structure of every bridge he sees? Does an architect want to spend her free time looking at buildings? No, all these people pick out the best of the best: the school that is innovative and high-achieving, the ancient bridge that stands true and solid, the building that makes the heart sing just to look at it. And so it is for me with gardens, I only want to see the best.

So if not gardens, then what? When it comes right down to it I guess I'd have to say it's books. I don't mean that I'm flying all the way to England to spend my time in bookshops, pleasant as that may be. What I mean is the places I know from books. Not just grown-up's books but children's books. Having to grow up is one of life's great tragedies but fortunately you can keep the essence of childhood in your heart if you try hard enough. How lovely it would be to be ten years old forever.

But, London is not for children. Children belong in the countryside and the seaside; so, for the first nine days, I'll have to pretend to be a grown-up. Stay tuned to find out what the grown-up me is up to in London between the 11th and the 19th of July.

There follows a week in the city of Matthew Arnold's 'dreaming spires', Hardy's 'Christminster' and Colin Dexter's 'Morse': the inspiring city of Oxford. It's also the city of 'Alice' who sat by the river one lazy summer's afternoon and spied a white rabbit.

While in Oxford, I'll be participating in a week-long summer school at Christ Church, the last word in Oxford colleges. Myself and five other not-quite-grownups will spend the week seeking the real 'Alice', daughter of the Dean of Christ Church, and Lewis Carroll—who imagined 'Alice in Wonderland' and put it all in a book.

Next stop, West Sussex where I'll be looking for the Devil's Punchbowl, setting for Monica Edwards' engaging children's books about the family of Punchbowl Farm. While I'm down south I can slip over to Kent to re-visit the wonderful garden at Sissinghurst Castle, and venture into Surrey to find 'Merry Hall', one-time home of author and man-about-town, Beverley Nichols, who's whimsical books about his gardens make one want to rush out and plant a tree.

And then north to Lincolnshire. Why Lincolnshire? Because I haven't been there. During the week I plan to visit the fabulous Lincoln Cathedral, and do some cycling in the fen country.

Heading west from Lincolnshire I'll arrive in Macclesfield, Cheshire, for the 2 ½ week house sit. Annie the dog, Fennel the cat and three chooks (un-named?) will be putting their health and wellbeing in my hands. Best of luck guys. Macclesfield is just a stones-throw from the delights of the Peak District National Park and from the Duke of Devonshire's impressive pile: Chatsworth House.

With just five days left I'll spend four of them in Reedham and surrounds on the River Yare, where Arthur Ransome's young sailors had a close shave at the railway bridge in 'Coot Club'.

And so eight weeks will have flown by and a train from Cambridge will whisk me back to London for a last day in the capital. Then it's goodbye Piccadilly, farewell Leicester Square …